Tuesday, 15 June 2010

I hope you lose your raspberry!!

Forgive the swearing on the above pic but it really was necessary/appropriate...

It has been a really long time since I have indulged in a good ol' fashioned rant. This one is not about fashion, it is simply about a thief. THE thief actually, particularly the one that stole my blackberry.

Yes it was my fault for briefly neglecting my child but I have owned up to my mistake and at first I tried to be the bigger person and pray for the thief because evidentally they must have been homeless, jobless and brainless to steal something that I would obviously block and then they clearly would not be able to make use of it [idiot]. I tried really hard to remember the place in the bible where it says something along the lines of

''bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you'' - Matt 5:44? correct me if I am wrong..

BUT today that all ended. I was just at work minding my OWN business when everyone's blackberries began to ping simultaneously to sounds that appeared annoyingly similar to 'ner ner ner ner ner' [or whatever that silly noise is that children make when they are mocking you]. I started to feel something akin to rage and now, I hope that the thief's favourite fruits consists of naught but berries and yet every single time they attempt to eat one, I hope their berry should meet an untimely demise.

I hope they lose every single one of their berries:





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