Wednesday, 1 September 2010

These are my confessions...

"Hi my name is Nicola and I am a shopping addict"

They say acceptance is the first step to a cure right?? BUT here is the thing, I don't want a cure. I just want the financial means to feed my addiction. 

I have come to the realisation that the only way I can keep my wardrobe fully sated is by becoming financially independent. So I am studying. Yes, I am reading about leases and licences, not because I want to, not because I have since birth preferred to ingest legal text as opposed to breast milk BUT simply because I want money and A LOT of it. 

I fully understand that there are other means to money. Of course  I could win the lottery or marry a rich man, but there is something supremely satisfying about your own money and right now an indepth knowledge of the law seems to be the quickest means of achieving this. So boring it may be I am studying - not watching True Blood..or erm blogging. JUST studying.

INTERESTING FACT 1: DID YOU KNOW THAT AN ADDICTION TO SHOPPING IS CALLED OMNIOMANIA - APPARENTLY I AM AN OMNIOMANIAC...

erm the article I found this little tidbit from suggests I speak with my doctor about it. Not bloody likely mate.

INTERESTING FACT 2: DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS AN ACTUAL COCKTAIL CALLED SHOPAHOLIC?? OOOH EER...
 
 

But here's the thing, until I become an actual solicitor complete with the accompanying salary, I think I need help.

I mean it's all fun and games until I can't pay my rent and I actually have to become the woman that lived in a shoe [even if it is a sexy shoe with amazing detail...]




Shoes I wouldn't mind living in [metaphorically speaking of course]

these would probably be more practical though...
I'm really not fussy, I like both soooo if anyone is feeling generous?? no??

you see? it's the omniomaniac in me speaking. not me. nope. never.

sorry. must dash. the studying and cash awaits.
xoxo

3 comments:

Miss behaviour said...

love this post and unfortunately I too am an onionmaniac...i mean erm an omniomaniac because my heart rate increased significantly when I found out that Zara's online store is now LIVE!!!

My poor, poor student loan....

Nicola said...

you are just a maniac maniac. onions not included. Zara online is forbidden. Law school online...that's where the gold is...

Jazz said...

I love those shoes! I could live em them too, lol!

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