Tuesday, 23 November 2010

If you were real, we'd be BFFs: Stewie!

Of late, I have been painfully reminded of why I don't really like people.

1) They talk FAR too much at VERY inappropriate times.

2) They never understand when you are just not in the mood to play.

3) They are always unreliable when you need them the most.

AND you can't put them down like a book, turn them off like T.V. or wear them with matching black heels like a pretty bloody outfit!! [sorry guys, it's been a long [but productive] and vaguely irritating day]

Anyhoo, in the midst of my annoyance, I thought of the people who would understand/make me feel better.

Numero uno is Jesus but I get the feeling that he'd be a wee upset if I started cursing people out when I spoke to him so I'll wait till tomorrow/i'm more relaxed [whichever comes first] for that convo to happen.

The second is Aize of throughmyaiz but it seems her eyes are either glued to a book in the library or gazing into the peepers of her lover man WHICH leaves me with STEWIE.... a la family guy.

Stewie is awesome because he is perpetually in my current 'get out of my way or be destroyed mood' and quite frankly he is hilarious [much like his biggest fan aka meeeee]. So yeah, here are some Stewie quotes. Hope they make you chuckle and elevate your mood as they have mine.



"It's not so much that I want to kill her. It's just that I don't want her to be alive anymore"
"Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward. I mean, if they can do that then that is pretty much it for you isn't it? I mean you may as well pack it in. Game over"

"Nothing says 'obey me' like a bloody head on a fence post"

"Let me tell you something. A bullet sounds the same in every language so stick a bloody sock in it"

"Oh! Oh! This story is so good it MUST be fattening!"

Isn't he fabby?


p.s. It may SEEM at times as if I am erm angry at the world/a wee bit disturbed? I am not. I promise. I just have zero patience and a twisted sense of humour....


Miss behaviour said...

I like the way he is rocking the underwear as outerwear trend with that nappy...so.on.trend.

Nicola said...

en vogue some would say...

**OnYxStA** said...

i absolutely love me some stewie!! he is hella hilarious! LOL


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