SURPRAIZ!!!

JUST in case you haven't realAIZEd, this post may or may not be a birthday greeting in disgAIZ about a wonderful woman whom I both love and despAIZ.

So yeah, it is currently my dear friend's birthday and I am going to share with you her surprAIZ birthday dinner throughmyAIZ.

wow. i think i really gave the game away with that last one but anyhoo here goes.

ENJOY

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there MAY have been some baking involved...

my first red velvet baking experience

 the birthday gal and the brains behind the operation [well really, I was the mastermind behind the execution of the surprise...i kept the mission a secret like a CIA operative, right to the bitter end but whatever]

 who's a diva then??

 then she had some sex in the jungle [ha! you kinky people you - that would be the alex mac coloured drink she is sipping on and NOT coitus in the amazon]

 and here she is with the guy whose head I have cropped out of many a picture and so I am making it up with photos galore and my interpretation of their body language...

she told a joke. he tried to act like he got it

he confesses that he really didn't. check out the fear in his eyes...

she gives up with the explanations and consoles him instead. the end.

 p.s. the cakes tasted fabby [eat your heart out hummingbird] and I also got her a pair of awesome shoes. Yeah you totally wish I could be your friend too right???...