Today I am going to tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there lived a girl who wanted nothing more than a small waist and flat abs. Alas, this young girl loved to eat...a LOT...of meat to be precise. Years later it would transpire that this was known as the 'atkins diet' and that this girl may as well have been on it for her whole life but fat lot of good it did her because it also transpired that Dr. Atkins was a liar. A liar who died of heart failure.
Anyhoo, I digressed a little.
This young girl also wanted humble boobs...much like the ones that Shakira once sang about. But, like her dreams of flat abs, this wish remained elusive. So this little girl grew to be a not so little woman with nungas that had no respect for her.
This little girl was clearly me and if you didn't get that then erm...this is a really awkward moment which we are going to skip right over...
Ok that was the story of my long life battle with the lbs. Now I am going to show you a picture I found of me two years ago; a picture that scarred me somewhat. A picture that I will print and frame so that every time I pick up a penguin, I can look at it and then just p-p-p-put it back down again. [I also used to stutter but that is a tale for another day].
yeah i know. style-less and rotund. don't cry for me argentina. BUT the gele was funny tbh.
Anyhoo this story has a bit of a happy ending in that, this picture was of me 8lbs ago [insert congrats claps here...awww why thank you]. The ONLY problem is that my boobs failed to reduce accordingly. In fact, they disobeyed all the laws of physics and grew even more. PLEASE take the time to note that in the above picture, said boobs are already bursting through my size X shirt/dress. and yeah..they've just kept going.
I have a look that I am trying to achieve this season. The look is HEAVILY borrowed from Gillian Zinser and frankly does not really require boobs....so now, I need cardioboobscular exercises that will whittle my belly and boobs in one fell swoop.
All suggestions are welcome. Cheers.
|i actually think i fancy her a wee bit.|
love, peace & a slimmer but y'know healthy and not dead me!!
p.s thought i'd remind y'all of my face. minus most of my make-ups but it ain't so bad!!
|once a fatty...|