Saturday, 31 December 2011

Never say no to Panda

Hi Guys!!

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Guten tag and everything else.

Soooo guess where I am right now??

Sutton BLOOMING Coldfield. Yup. I went to go visit my second family up in good ol' Birmingham [my first time] and I got THE cutest present ever from Aize's little brother.

IF you do not know who Aize is, then for shame to you all. She is the other half of me [the loserish half but we can't all be as awesome as me now can we?] and the owner of throughmyaiz [geddit?]


I went up to brummy to go stay with her fam and her little brother got me a freaking PANDA HAT.

Now, I may have wrinkled my nose at animal hats in the past but this one is totally up my ally for many reasons:

1) It is monochrome and lord knows I'm all about that.
2) It is a panda. I love pandas. Not because of the animal itself, as I am really not an animal lover [sorry RSPCA but you have all the horrid dogs that chased me as a child to blame] but because of the never say no to panda adverts [awesome-est thing ever]
3) It is a blooming cool hat.

Check it out...

I can pull ugly faces because I am cool. OBVIOUSLY

kisses for my new fave hat

NEVER say no to panda... GRRRRRR!!
JUST in case you are a total loser face and you haven't seen the panda advert, here it is for your viewing pleasure. I DARE you not to laugh.

Love, kisses and Pandas
Sunday, 18 December 2011

Call me old fashioned but....

Hi guys.

I just thought I would share my latest revelation; namely, that I am old fashioned.

I am old fashioned in the way I think sexual relations should occur, I am old fashioned in the way I think men should try to behave and I really like fashion from the olden days.

Now in relation to point 1, do NOT get me wrong. I am 24 and my hormones also sometimes make me want to shiver somebody's timbers...HOWEVER, where I once thought that I was a bit of a saucy minx, I have now realised that in the grand scheme of life, I am not. I am not a judge, I don't own a gavel, everyone is entitled to their own sexual choices, it just took me a really long time to realise that everyone is just casually sexing because once again, I am old fashioned.

Re. point 2, I am merely referring to men being gentlemen like in the days of old. I will cook and clean as long as you don't bark at me and generally behave. This new breed of 'modern men' however, really make my head itch. I am patiently awaiting for the one man who will surprise me otherwise, I will select 'donor no.54' and DIY my daughter.

Re. point 3, I love old fashioned fashion. The end.

  I dunno.

Call me old fashioned but I'd defo wear all of the above...

Love, Peace and the 1950s...
Thursday, 8 December 2011

It's my party, I can pray if I want to!!

Hi guys

If you haven't heard me tooting my own horn all over twitter, I would like to once again declare that 24 years ago in Nigeria Teaching Hospital, this little blazerwhore was born!!

This year has been a particularly difficult one and there have been times when I honestly didn't want to speak let alone blog [and it takes a whole lotta stuff to silence me] BUUUT through it all, through my highs, lows and inbetweens, I have had a sometimes wavering but never ending reassurance in my faith in the fact that God loves me unconditionally.

Romans 8: 38-39 talks about how absolutely naught can separate us from the love of God.

I 100% believe this and as my one altruistic act of the day, I am choosing to share. I don't like to force my faith on people but I think that love is a universal concept and I just want to spread some on this uber spesh day!!

I also have the singular most amazing [albeit dysfunctional] brothers and friends in the planet. At the peak of that list is the one and only Aize of throughmyaiz who is actually the sister I never had/always wanted.

OKOK - gross displays of emotion over, now unto my wishlist.

1) Abs of STEEL. this time next year I want to be able to crush nuts betwixt my ripped abs.

2) BEN&JERRY'S FAIRLY NUTS. now this doesn't sound like a wise idea if I intend to achieve wish number one but I consider myself a risk taker and this is one risk I will defo be taking into a shame free corner, today!!

3) Thigh high black leather boots. This is the second year I have requested this item but I'm sure someone will heed my pleas one day

4) A better paid job, doing what I love, which is writing and shopping and making people look puurrrrty  [translates to pretty]

5) To meet Ian Somerhalder/Tyler Perry (only if he is dressed as Madea though) /Pink/any other of my celeb stalkees

6) For ALL of my hair to grow in equal lengthy lengths!!

7) These shoes that I saw in Topshop [please forgive the tights but it has been chilly of late and I wasn't removing my protection just to try on some shoes.]

8) General happiness, success and love for myself and all my loved ones.

Like I tweeted earlier, the best gift thus far has been hearing that you all seem to find me as hi-larry [translates to funny] as I find myself. I hereby promise to always bring a smile to your face with my ever random but always honest musings...

Also I would like you all to say a HUGE happy birthday to fellow blogger Trey of the blog 'treyning day' because a) he is my birthday twin b) he is hot and c) his blog has the moves like Jagger.

Once more. Thank you for the birthday greetings thus far.

Love, peace and more love just because I feel good..