Ok so some of you may know who billy is, but if you don't then let me introduce you to Billy the Belly. Billy and I have been together for a while now. Our only problem is that sometimes he forces me to feed him. HONESTLY it is NOT my fault. I am clearly the picture of dietary health but then Billy is a greedy so and so who loves all that is meat-y. I give him carrots and houmous sometimes but then he sneaks the odd burger past me. Slick bugger.
You may think it is strange that I have named my belly but tbh, he personified himself by becoming an entity that sometimes comes betwixt me and my bikini bod. Anyhoo for the past week, I have been feeling like a right fatty and if any of you follow me on twitter you MAY have noticed one day when I spent about 5 hours trying to figure out what to wear and then ended up wearing all black.
That has pretty much been the answer to my post title for the whole week and until I put billy to rest, I will continue to wear black.
The focal point of my outfit today are my new 'hammertime trousers'
|ugly face--ungh!! *that was my gangster grunt*|
|HAMMERTIME!! OH OH OH OH OH...|
|no pictures PLEASE!!|
p.s. sorry about the picture quality guys, I am kinda in a hurry so i forced my housemate to do quick phone shots...