Back in this biznayeeee

Hey guys. I know it's been a while and I disappeared etc, but it would appear that I'm back and I'll be shaking things up a little. Those of you that follow me on Instagram or Twitter know that I've been hard at work and often ask me what I do for a living - mostly because I post a multitude of adult toys and appear to work in the sex industry. Well, take your minds out of the gutter you little wenches because that is not the case; I am merely a copywriter and often the subject of my copy is sex toys. I have a talent for it apparently.

Well, that's enough chatter for now. Look out for more blogs from yours truly and subtle changes to my layout. Speaking of which - do you love my new 'Blazerwhore' header? Methinks you do. Just in case y'all done forgot what I look like - here I am - still wearing red lipstick, still involuntarily pouting. Kindly ignore the wine and bottle of Febreze in the background. Cheers.